* Lied about her birthday at Fulton's Crab House (then called the Empress Lilly) at Disney World.
* Snuck off to get a Coke and a manicure on the Ocean Princess.
* Got married to Ricky. I'm telling you, she must have been on freaking crack.
* Said a bad word in a restaurant (she only mentions this, we don't see it happen)
* Morbidda Destiny. Enough said.
* Forces everyone to pamper her when she becomes the freaking Pizza Queen.